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Jokes: Various #1

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What did the light say when it was turned off?     I'm delighted
What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?     An envelope
What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?     A stick
What colour is a hiccup?     Burple
What travels around the world and stays in a corner?     A stamp
What's the best parting gift?     A comb
What wears shoes but does not walk?     A footpath
How do you send a message in the forest?     By moss code
What did the digital watch say to the grandfather clock?     Look pop no hands
Have you heard the joke about the garbage truck?     Don't worry; it's only a load of rubbish
Did you hear about the wooden car with the wooden wheels and the wooden engine?     It wooden go!
What is at the end of everything?     The letter G
How do locomotives hear?     Through the engineers
What works only when it's fired?     A rocket
Why were the braces sent to jail?     For holding up a pair of trousers
What's white and fluffy and beats its chest?     A meringue-utang
What do you call a very popular perfume?     A best-smeller
What did the window say to the door?     What are you squeaking about, I'm the one with the pane!
What has one foot and four legs?     A bed
What did the hat say to the scarf?     You hang around while I go on ahead
What's the best way to make a pair of trousers last?     Make the coat first
What's purple, 10,000 km long and 12 meters high?     The grape wall of china!
What gets wetter the more it dries?     A towel.
What's the definition of intense?     That's where campers go to sleep.
Can April March? No, but August May
What do you take off last before getting into bed?     Your feet off the floor.
Why is an empty purse always the same?     Because there's never any change in it.
What did the dirt say when it started to rain?     If this keeps up, my name is gonna be mud!
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?     Frostbite.
What kind of wood gets scared?     Petrified wood.
What's full of holes but still holds water?     A sponge.
What question can't be answered with a yes?     Are you asleep?
Why didn't the clock work?     Because it needed a hand.
Where can you find an ocean without water?     On a map.
What did the postcard say to the stamp?     Stick with me kid, and we'll go places.
Why did the spider cross the road?     To get to another web site.
What did one rose say to the other?     "Hi Bud".
What kind of shot do you give a sick car?     A fuel injection.
If two shirt collars had a race, which one would win?     Neither one. It would end in a tie.
What makes a chess player happy?     Taking a knight off.
Did you hear the joke about the playing cards?     It's no big deal.
What did the tree say to the woodcutters?     "Leaf me alone!"
What did one volcano say to the other volcano?     I lava you.
What kind of driver never gets a speeding ticket?     A screwdriver.
How do angels greet each other?     They wave halo.
What kind of building is the tallest?     A library; it has the most stories.
What kind of coat goes on wet and never has buttons?     A coat of paint.
Why can't a bike stand up for itself?     Because it's two tired.
When does it rain money?     When there's a change in the weather.
Why did the shoe cry?     It bit its tongue.
What runs around a farm but doesn't move?     A fence.

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