Jokes: Knock Knock #1

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	Jokes: Knock Knock #1


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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Cargo!
Cargo who?
CarGo Beep Beep!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Cows.
Cows who?
Cows go moo not who!!

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting Cow
Interrupting C....
MOO!!!!!

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, silly. Cows go MOOOOOO!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Cornflakes
Cornflakes who?
I'll tell you next week, it's a cereal.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Hans
Hans who?
Just wait till I get my Hans on you!

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Al!
Al who?
Al give you a kiss if you open this door!

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Fanny!
Fanny who?
Fanny body calls, I'm out!

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Alaska!
Alaska who?
Alaska one more time!

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Gorilla!
Gorilla who?
Gorilla cheese sandwich for me
and I'll be right over!

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Amelia !
Amelia who?
Amelia a package last week
- did you get it?!

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Figs!
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it's broken!

Who's there!
Halibut!
Halibut who?
Halibut letting me in

Knock Knock
Who's there!
An author!
An author who?
An author joke like this and I'm off!

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Andrew!
Andrew who?
Andrew all over the wall, and boy
is she in big trouble!

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Anna!
Anna who?
Anna going to tell you!

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Harry!
Harry who?
Harry up and answer this door!

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Annabel!
Annabel who?
Annabel would be useful on this door!

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Egg!
Egg who?
Eggstremely cold waiting for you to open the door!

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Lettuce!
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, won't you?

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Asia!
Asia who?
Asia you going to let me in then!

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Atch!
Atch who?
I'm sorry I didn't know you had a cold!

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Aunt Lou!
Aunt Lou who?
Aunt Lou tired of knocking on this door?

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Avenue!
Avenue who?
Avenue learned my name yet?

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Knock Knock
Who's there!
Jewell!
Jewell who?
Jewell know if you open the door!

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Baby Owl!
Baby Owl who?
Baby Owl see you later, maybe I won't!

Knock knock
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Beets!
Beets who?
Beets me, but I just forgot the joke!

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Ben!
Ben who?
Ben knocking on this door all morning!

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Bet!
Bet who?
Bet you don't know who's knocking on your door!

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Betty!
Betty who?
Betty things to do than stand here, you know!

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Dummy!
Dummy who?
Dummy a favour and let me in!

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Bison!
Bison who?
Bison girl scout cookies!

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Mikey!
Mikey who?
Mikey's stuck in the lock!

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