Based on the self-published book What To Do With The Kids by Brian Presley (2001), this website features almost everything an adult needs to know when they want to know what to do with the kids.

Re-launched on January 15, 2011, the site has expanded to include a Market Place, a directory of kid and family friendly places to visit and special features including our unique WTDWTK Special Reports.

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Jokes: Insects

If you have a good joke or riddle, feel free to send it to us at jokes@whattodowiththekids.com.

Why wouldn't they let the butterfly into the dance?     Because it was a moth ball.
How does a flea get from place to place?     By itch-hiking.
Why did the bees go on strike?     For more honey and shorter flowers.
What's smaller than an ant's mouth?     An ants dinner.
What do you call a fly with no wings?     A walk.
What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?     A dead centipede.
Why do bees have sticky hair?     Because they have honeycombs.
What do bees do with their honey?     They cell it.
What do call a mosquito with a tin suit?     A bite in shining armour.
What did the bug say when it hit the windshield?     I don't have the guts to do that again.
Why did the boy throw butter out the window?     He wanted to see a butterfly.
What did the termite say when he saw that his friends had completely eaten a chair? "Wooden you know it!"

The doorbell rings. Guy goes to answer it. He sees a snail on the doorstep. He picks up the snail and flings it as far away as he can. Two years pass. The doorbell rings again. Guy comes to the door. It's the same snail again. The snail says, "What was that all about?"

Where do they send sick insects?     To the wasp-ital.
 

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