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	Jokes: Halloween

	If you have a good joke or riddle, feel free to send it to us at jokes@whattodowiththekids.com.

	What do ghosts take for bad colds? Coffin drops. What do witches wear on their hair? Scare spray. Where do ghosts pick up their mail? At the ghost office. What does a ghost read every day? His horrorscope. How do you raise an orphaned monster? With a front-end loader. What does a boy monster do when a girl monster rolls her eyes at him? He picks them up and rolls them back. How does a witch tell the time? With a witchwatch. Why did the skeleton play the piano? Because he didn't have any organs! What subject is a witch good at in school? Spelling! What happened when Romeo monster meet Juliet monster? It was love at first fright! What is a ghost's favorite food? Booberry pie! Why did the ghost have a band aid? Because he had a BOO BOO. Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? Because he had no body to go with. Why didn't the ghost cross the road? He didn't have the guts. How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch! Why do witches use brooms? Because the vacuum cord was too short! Where do ghosts swim on holiday? In the Dead Sea! What did the skeleton say when he finished eating? Bone appetite! What do ghosts like to eat? Spooogetti! Why are ghosts at their loudest in the summer? Because they are on their howlidays! What did the Vampire say after he drank the blood? Fangs a lot! What did the monster say when he introduced himself? Pleased to eat you! *Return to Joke Categories HERE*

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