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Jokes: Elephant

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Why do elephants never forget?   Because nobody ever tells them anything.
Why aren't elephants allowed on beaches?    They can't keep their trunks up.
Why are elephants wrinkled?    Have you ever tried to iron one?
What do you give an elephant with big feet?    Plenty of room.
What has a long trunk and is found in Tasmania?    A lost elephant.
What game do elephants play in a mini-car?    Squash.
What do you give an elephant that's going to be sick?    Plenty of space.
How do you stop an elephant from going through the eye of a needle?    Tie a knot in its tail.
What time is it when you see an elephant sitting on your fence?    Time to buy a new fence.
Why did the elephant stand on the marshmallow?    So he wouldn't fall into the hot chocolate!
How do you hide an elephant in a cherry tree?    Paint his toenails red.
Why was the elephant late for the plane?    Because he forgot his trunk.
How do you know if there's an elephant under your bed?    You bump your nose on the ceiling.
How do you catch a circus elephant?    Hide in the grass and make peanut noises.
How do you know there's an elephant in the fridge?    Footprints in the butter.
How do you know there's an elephant in the oven?    You can't shut the door.
Why does an elephant take a shower?    Because he can't fit in the bathtub!
How do you know peanuts are fattening?    Because you never see a skinny elephant!

Why were the two elephants thrown off the beach?
                                Because between them they only had a single pair of trunks.

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a peanut butter sandwich?
       Either a sandwich that never forgets, or an elephant that sticks to the roof of your mouth.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?    Big holes all over Australia!
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a fish?    Swimming trunks!
Why was the elephant standing on the marshmallow?    He didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!
What do you get when you cross a dog with an elephant?    A very nervous postman.
What did Tarzan say when he heard the elephants coming?    Here come the elephants!
What do you get when you cross an elephant with potatos?     Mashed potatos.
 

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