Based on the self-published book What To Do With The Kids by Brian Presley (2001), this website features almost everything an adult needs to know when they want to know what to do with the kids.

Re-launched on January 15, 2011, the site has expanded to include a Market Place, a directory of kid and family friendly places to visit and special features including our unique WTDWTK Special Reports.

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Our goal is: To make kids smile and the inside and out.

Jokes: Eggs

If you have a good joke or riddle, feel free to send it to us at jokes@whattodowiththekids.com.

If a rooster laid an egg on the top of a barn, which way would it roll?    Neither, roosters don't lay eggs.
Did you hear the one about the egg?     It's not all it's "cracked" up to be!
Why can't you tease egg whites?     They can't take a yolk.
What do you call an egg that goes on safari?     An eggs-plorer!
What do you call a city of 20 million eggs?     New Yolk City!
What happens when you tell an egg a joke?     It cracks up!
What do comedians and eggs have in common?     They're all cracked up.
How many eggs does it take to screw in a light bulb?     None. Eggs don't have hands.
What do you get when you put a Tasmanian Devil in a chicken coop?     Deviled eggs!
What day do chickens hate the most?     Fry-day.
Why did the chicken lay an egg?     Because it would break if she dropped it!
Where did the chicken go on her vacation?     Sandy Eggo!
What do chickens grow on?     Eggplants.
What kind of egg lives by the sea?     An egg shell.
Why was Humpty Dumpty all in pieces?     Because he cracked up.
Why did the egg cross the street?     To get to the shell station.
Why did the chicken lay her eggs on an axe?     She wanted to hachet.
What do you call a egg who’s done lots of things?     An egg who has a lot of eggsperience.

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