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Doctor: "I can't do anything about your condition. I'm afraid it's hereditary. Patient: "In that case, send the bill to my parents."
"Doctor, Doctor Please help me. Everyone keeps on ignoring me." "Next please." Why did the cookie go to see the doctor? He was feeling crummy!
Mother: "Doctor! Doctor! My baby swallowed a roll of film! What should I do?" Doctor: Let’s hope nothing develops!
A little girl goes to see the doctor. She's got a pea in one nostril, a grape in the other, and a string bean stuck in her ear. She says to the doctor, "I don't feel good." The doctor replies, "The problem is clear to me. You're not eating right!"
What’s the doctor’s favorite musical instrument? An ear drum.
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