Based on the self-published book What To Do With The Kids by Brian Presley (2001), this website features almost everything an adult needs to know when they want to know what to do with the kids.

Re-launched on January 15, 2011, the site has expanded to include a Market Place, a directory of kid and family friendly places to visit and special features including our unique WTDWTK Special Reports.

As a privately held company, we strive to provide you with useful and entertaining features and information. If you have any questions or comments, please feel free to contact us.

Our goal is: To make kids smile and the inside and out.

Jokes: Dinosaur

If you have a good joke or riddle, feel free to send it to us at jokes@whattodowiththekids.com.

What do you call a blind dinosaur?      I-don't-think-he-saurus.
How do you stop a dinosaur charging?      Take away his credit card.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?      Because chickens weren't invented.
Why do dinosaurs have long necks?      Because their feet smell.
Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore?      Because their eggs stink.
What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep?      A dinosnore!
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?      Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?      Rep Tiles.
How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch?      Tea Rex?
What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on?      Anything you want. He can't hear you.

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