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Based on the self-published book What To Do With The Kids by Brian Presley (2001), this website features almost everything an adult needs to know when they want to know what to do with the kids.

Re-launched on January 15, 2011, the site has expanded to include a Market Place, a directory of kid and family friendly places to visit and special features including our unique WTDWTK Special Reports.

As a privately held company, we strive to provide you with useful and entertaining features and information. If you have any questions or comments, please feel free to contact us.

Our goal is: To make kids smile and the inside and out.

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Jokes: Chicken

If you have a good joke or riddle, feel free to send it to us at jokes@whattodowiththekids.com.

Why did the chicken cross the playground?      To get to the other slide.
Why do roosters never get rich?      Because they work for chicken feed.
Why did the chicken cross the road and roll in the dirt, then cross the road again?
                                                  Because he was a dirty double crosser.
Why did the umpire throw the chicken out of the baseball game?      He suspected fowl play.
What book tells you all about chickens?      A hencyclopedia.
What happened when the chicken slept under the car?      She woke up oily next morning.
Why did the chewing gum cross the road?      It was stuck to chicken’s foot.
What would you see at a chicken show?      Hentertainment.
What do you call a chicken at the North Pole?      Lost.
Why did the chicken cross the road?      To prove she wasn't chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road?      Because the rooster egged her on.
What day do chickens hate the most?      Fry-day.
Why did the chicken lay an egg?      Because it would break if she dropped it!
Why did the chicken cross the playground?      To get to the other slide!
Where did the chicken go on her vacation?      Sandy Eggo!
What do chickens grow on?      Eggplants.
Why did the chicken lay her eggs on an axe?      She wanted to hachet.
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?      All they said was BACH, BACH, BACH!

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