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	Jokes: Characters

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	What were Tarzan's last words? Who greased the vine! What's Tarzan's favourite carol? Jungle bells. Where was King Solomon's temple? On his forehead. Why did they make two Yogi Bears? Because they made a Boo-Boo with the first one. What do mermaids have on toast? Mermerlade. What did Tarzan say when he heard the elephants coming? Here come the elephants! Why did King Kong climb the Empire State building? Because he couldn't fit in the elevator. Why kind of vehicle do Disney characters drive? Minnie-vans! Why would Snow White make a great judge? Because she's the fairest in the land. Why did Cinderella get kicked off the baseball team? For running away from the ball! What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper? Ribbon Hood. Why didn't they play cards on Noah's ark? Noah kept sitting on the deck. Who can write nursery rhymes and squeeze oranges at the same time? Mother Juice. Who serves ice cream faster than a speeding bullet? Scooperman! Who were the invisible man’s parents? His transparents. What did Mickey say when Minnie asked if he was listening? I'm all ears! Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? All they said was BACH, BACH, BACH! What do you get if you cross a flea with a rabbit? Bugs Bunny! What does Batman's mum call when she want's him to come in for dinner? DINNER dinner DINNER dinner, DINNER dinner DINNER dinner BATMAN! *Return to Joke Categories HERE*

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