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Based on the self-published book What To Do With The Kids by Brian Presley (2001), this website features almost everything an adult needs to know when they want to know what to do with the kids.

Re-launched on January 15, 2011, the site has expanded to include a Market Place, a directory of kid and family friendly places to visit and special features including our unique WTDWTK Special Reports.

As a privately held company, we strive to provide you with useful and entertaining features and information. If you have any questions or comments, please feel free to contact us.

Our goal is: To make kids smile and the inside and out.

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Jokes: Birds

If you have a good joke or riddle, feel free to send it to us at jokes@whattodowiththekids.com.

How do you stop a crow from crowing on Sunday morning?    Have him for dinner on Saturday night.
What did the parrot say to the spaniel?     I'm a cocker too.
What bird can be heard at mealtimes?     A swallow.
Why did the pelican refuse to pay for his meal?     His bill was too big.
Why do birds fly south in the winter?     Because it's too far to walk!
Where does a bird go when it loses it's tail?     To a retail store.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?     Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels!
What do birds need when they are sick?     A tweetment!
Why did the turkey cross the road?     It was the chicken's day off!

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