Based on the self-published book What To Do With The Kids by Brian Presley (2001), this website features almost everything an adult needs to know when they want to know what to do with the kids.

Re-launched on January 15, 2011, the site has expanded to include a Market Place, a directory of kid and family friendly places to visit and special features including our unique WTDWTK Special Reports.

As a privately held company, we strive to provide you with useful and entertaining features and information. If you have any questions or comments, please feel free to contact us.

Our goal is: To make kids smile and the inside and out.

Jokes: Aquatic

If you have a good joke or riddle, feel free to send it to us at jokes@whattodowiththekids.com.

What part of a fish weighs the most?   The scales.
Why did the crab get arrested?   Because he was always pinching things.
What do whales eat?   Fish and ships.
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?    You can't tuna fish.
Where would you weigh a whale?    At a whale-weigh station.
What does a fish say when it hits the wall?    Dam!
Why did the dolphin cross the beach?    To get to the other tide.
What's in the middle of a jellyfish?    A jellybutton.
What did one fish say to the other?    If you keep your mouth closed you will not get caught.
Why didn't the lobster share his toys?    He was too shellfish.
Why do fish live in salt water?    Because pepper makes them sneeze.
How does the ocean say hello to the sand?    It waves.
What did one octopus say to the other octopus?
                               I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand.
Why are fish never good tennis players?    They don't like getting close to the net.
What do you call a fish with no eye?    A fsh.
Why did the fish go to the library?    To find some bookworms!
Why are fish so smart?    Because they live in schools.

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